This fad age – gripe post

I don’t often have a winge about things, however there are a lot of things that are in at the moment that I just don’t care for.

Number one.

_____hair, don’t care.
This phrase is ridiculous and usually starts with the words blonde or big.  You are pointing out something you feel uncomfortable about because you don’t have self confidence. Just embrace it, no need to pretend it’s no big deal.

Number two.

#wellness
Um, no one cares you spend more money on food everyday than rent. Also, when I’m eating something with sugar in it, don’t look me up and down like ive got aids, oh and if I say “I’m trying to cut down on chocolate” don’t waffle on about some ‘clean’ version of chocolate made of walnuts and protein powder because I don’t give two hoots…  I am just literally going to halve my chocolate intake and yolo.

Number three.

Fitness freaks.
I don’t care how much you work out or want to look at your abs, you look like a boy now, might as well cut off all your hair while you’re at it.

Number four.

Bikini body guides.
I downloaded one of those faddy 12 week bikini body guides that’s all the rage at the moment and I can’t believe people pay for it, there’s a heck of a lot of logic in the food and workout plans that can be recalled from grade 5 nutrition classes. The one where you calculate 1 + 1 = 2 and 2 – 3 = -1. it’s a simple food in and calories burnt math problem really. 

I know a lot of people that are into these things and I love them all and celebrate their drive and determination, but I just wish it was cooler to just be yourself and not follow the fads. Ill continue eating half as much chocolate and walking my dog in thongs thanks.